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Grueslayer
| Outskirts of Las Vegas
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Score: -100
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Moves: -100
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> Say 'yes' and get in the car.
You thank the guy, open a door, and clamber into the car, settling yourself on the middle of the back seat.
"Cool." says the guy. "Just don't sit in the middle of the back seat. There's a box I'm supposed to deliver under it, it's full of..."
As he says this, you have a distinct sensation of being digested. I wonder what could have been in the box?
- *** All hope is lost, for the mighty Grueslayer is dead ***
Shall I ride out to the depths of the dark forest to find ye spirit, attempt to summon ye from one of our many sacred sites, or surrender our land to the Grues? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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