From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
Grueslayer
| Outskirts of Las Vegas
|
Score: -100
|
Moves: -100
|
|
> Say 'yes' and get in the car.
You thank the guy, open a door, and clamber into the car, settling yourself on the middle of the back seat.
"Cool." says the guy. "Just don't sit in the middle of the back seat. There's a box I'm supposed to deliver under it, it's full of..."
As he says this, you have a distinct sensation of being digested. I wonder what could have been in the box?
- *** Good night, Grueslayer ***
Would you like to sneak out of your bed, whine, or sleep? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
|
