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Grueslayer
| Southdown Lake Resort
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Score: 0
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Moves: -108
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> Attack Guard
You drop Betsy and raise your fists.
> C'mon, punk! One on One!
Seconds later, the guard has blown your hands off.
> Darn.
You see no wool to darn here. Anyway, the guard has now blown your head off with his shotgun, as well.
> WTH
Look, dude, the guard had a shotgun AIMED AT YOUR HEAD. It's not like it's gonna be that easy.
- *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have royally screwed up ***
Would you like to sail back to Virginia from England, send a letter to Parliament regarding your death, or quit unlike a gentleman? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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