User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/ch4/vegas/penthouse/sword

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 Gilligan's apartment building Score: 240 Moves: 103


> Slice him up with Ronalds' sword


You draw Ronalds' electric-powered blade and bring it down heavily on the clerk's neck. His head spins across the hall and blood splatters the windows. His headless torso collapses to the floor. In short, you brutally murdered him for doing his job.


> So what? Stopped him calling the police, didn't I?


Yeah, but you have the distinct feeling of losing a chunk of afterlife points with several Gods.


Nonetheless, you'll cross that bridge when you come to it. Which, considering your lifestyle, might be pretty soon. You re-sheath Ronalds' sword, make your way over to the end of the hall, and ring for the elevator. It soon arrives with a fanfare of cheesy Hawaiian music, and you step inside.


Gilligan's penthouse is on the 12th, and top, floor. There are...eleven other floors.


> Is that so?


Yep.


> Who'd have thought it.


Mmm. So, what you gonna do?