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Grueslayer
| Gilligan's apartment building
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Score: negative
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Moves: negative
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> Go straight up to Gilligan's penthouse.
Mmmkay. You press the button for floor twelve and do a lewd dance in the elevator while you ascend. When the doors finally open, you see the plain, unassuming door to Gilligan's apartment right in front of you.
> Step out of the elevator and try Gilligan's door.
It's not locked.
> Sweet.
It doesn't need to be. The minute you touch the handle, the entire door dissolves into acid, which sweeps over your body and starts to eat away at your flesh. To complement that, a hoard of scorpions drop out of holes in the ceiling onto you, and a massive blade closes up the doorway, slicing you off at the knees. And then, of course, there's the token Grue, which also drops out of the ceiling and starts to feast on your eyes.
> WTF?!
Security measures.
> ...paranoid guy, then?
Nah, he just likes looking snazzy.
- *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have died ***
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