User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/ch4/vegas/penthouse/hit

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 Gilligan's apartment building Score: 240 Moves: 103


> Whack him over the head


You grab a heavy paperweight from the desk and clobber the still-dialing clerk on the temple. He stands still for a minute, then collapses in a daze. You even hear some birds chirping in the background, like in a cartoon.


> Really?


Yeah, but it's probably because of the bird-feeder outside the window.


> That was a pathetic, pathetic joke.


I'm...rusty, okay? What do you think it's like having to write a joke for every other sentence of this game, hm?


Anyway, you put down the paperweight and make your way across the hall, ringing for the elevator. When it arrives, it's the size of a small room, and bathed, for some reason, in purple light.


You step inside it. Gilligan's penthouse is on the 12th, and top, floor. There's eleven other floors. Clever is I, yuh?