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Grueslayer
| Edinburgh, Scotland
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Score: 215
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Moves: 95
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> slay the terrorist-grues with Ronalds' electric sword
You manage to take out that great big clumsy electric blade of a sword, and heave it up to chest level.
> CHARRRGE!
You charge forth, right into one of the t-grues's mouth.
> WHAT?!
Grues, including t-grues, can only be killed with certain types of swords. Yours isn't one of them. But, as you fall screaming and flailing down the t-grue's gullet, you suddenly wake up back in your seat. It turns out it was only a dream.
> Phew. disembark
You are now standing in Edinburgh Airport, and not in Lakecastle, which doesn't have an airport anyway.
> How am I going to get there?
You could take a boat to Lakecastle's seaport, take a train to Lakecastle Station, just drive there, or ride in a taxi.
> I think i'll take a limo.
Wait. You'll probably have to pay for whatever mode of transportation you take, and in Scotland, they don't use dollars-
> convert dollars to pounds
-but they use pounds, which you just wasted an hour converting your dollars to.
> Problem solved.
OK. Now, how are you going to get to Lakecastle?
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