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Grueslayer
| Edinburgh, Scotland
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Score: FAIL
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Moves: FAIL
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> take a car
How? Will you buy one, steal one, or just take a taxi?
> Limo.
You call up a local limo company on a payphone. A plush, black, stretch limo complete with mini-bar, plasma TV, videogames, automated security system, and the works arrives at your location in a matter of minutes.
> SWEET!
Uh huh.
> get in limo
"Where to?" the driver asks.
> Lakecastle, please.
The driver replies "Ya mean where McBiggun lives? No, you cannot go there."
> But i've traveled all this way to see him! I'M THE GODDAMN GRUESLAYER AND I HAVE LOTS OF MONEY DAMMIT! TAKE ME TO LAKECASTLE!
The driver can't stand your screaming any longer, and transforms into a Were-Grue.
He eats you.
> How anti-climatic.
- *** The End ***
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