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Grueslayer
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Score: 211
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Moves: 94.5
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> slay the grues with mah shotgun Beverly
OK. Just one thing. You want to SLAY them...with a SHOTGUN.
> What's the problem now?
You see, apart from sounding kinda weird (you typically slay with a sword or something), even terrorist-grues cannot be killed by guns.
> And here I was thinking I was the loophole master. :(
You are. The t-grues are standing by one of the airplane's doors. If you-
> shoot the door out
You take aim, and fire Beverly right at the door.
*BLAM* -WHOOSH-
The t-grues fly right out of the airplane. Unfortunately, since the door is also close to you (and several other passengers), you are sucked out too.
> Friggin' triple loopholes.
lolz. Anyway, you're falling. The plane is moving away from you, and the ground, while still about 20-30 thousand feet down, is coming closer. There are people falling above you, and the t-grues are falling below you. Since you're heavier than they are, what with all your gear...
> brace for inevitable digestion
...you fall right past them.
> Phew!
What now, pally?
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