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Grueslayer
| Edinburgh, Scotland
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Score: 215
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Moves: 95
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> give up, fall and die
Pansy. You fall, and just before you hit the ground, you wake up back in your seat on the airplane.
> So it was all a dream?
Yep. You're now in Edinburgh, Scotland.
> disembark
You are now in the lobby of Edinburgh Airport.
> What a day to be alive.
Indeed. But since you're still not in Lakecastle, and Lakecastle has no airport, you're going to have to find your own way there.
> How far is it?
50 miles at least.
> Well then, what are my options?
Lakecastle has a train station and a seaport. Of course though, you can always drive, or have someone else drive for you. AND, you have 150,000 dollars at your disposal.
> I think i'll take a limo.
Just one problem: In Scotland, they don't use dollars-
> convert dollars to pounds
-but they use pounds, which you just wasted an hour converting your dollars to.
> Problem solved.
OK. Now, how are you going to get to Lakecastle?
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