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Grueslayer
| Edinburgh, Scotland
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Score: 215
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Moves: 95
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> shoot my brains out
Pansy. You take Beverly and point it at your head. Praying a final prayer to every god you've heard of, you pull the trigger...
...and suddenly wake up back in your seat on the plane.
> What?!
Apparently, it was all a dream.
> Oh well. disembark from plane
You are now standing in the lobby of Edinburgh Airport, contemplating why you're so suicidal.
> I also seem to notice I am not in Lakecastle.
Lakecastle doesn't have an airport anyway. It does, however, have a seaport and a train station. Or you could just drive there, or be chauffeured by a taxi.
> I think i'll take a limo.
Hold it. You'll probably have to pay for whatever mode of transportation you take, and in Scotland, they don't use dollars-
> convert dollars to pounds
-but they use pounds, which you just wasted an hour converting your dollars to.
> Problem solved.
OK. Now, how are you going to get to Lakecastle?
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