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Grueslayer
Martins Hotel lounge
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Score: 177
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Moves: 87
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> Use my Shield of Benson's Betterness scroll
You try very hard not to let panic overcome you as, with only seconds to act, you fumble desperately around in your pockets, yank out the scroll, and read the enchantment on it as fast as you can with a trembling tongue.
The shield, taking the form of a purpley bubble, forms around you with milliseconds to spare, and the glass simply dissolves as it hits it. Good call. Of course, if you'd managed to sell that scroll, you'd have been able to retire, but desperate times...
Anyway, Bryce is, needless to say, severely pissed off. In an unstable sort of way. He lets out an animal-like bellow, waves his fists around madly, and then withdraws, from within the depths of his robes, a two-handed broadsword almost half as tall as you. He then begins to run toward you like a mad rhinoceros.
> MUMMY!
A vain call, I'm afraid. Once again, seconds to act.
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