User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/ch3/loungefight/broadsword/sword

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 Martins Hotel lounge Score: negative Moves: negative


> Draw Ronalds' sword and engage in one-on-one fencing


You draw Ronalds' sword with confidence and stand facing Bryce defiantly.



> "Bring it on, dickweed!"


Ballsy stuff. Bryce responds by bringing his broadsword down hard and slicing Ronalds' sword clean in half.



> Aw, shite.


You should really try and balance the odds better. Three guesses what the next thing he slices in half is.


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...

But wait!

Suddenly, you wake up!

You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!"

Anyway, you're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real. Oh, and the Grue-ologist is missing, for some reason.