User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/ch3/bensonistchamber/shotgun/followbryce/fork2

Grueslayer

Bensonist Chamber No. 2	Score: 81	Moves: 71
> Throw the pancake fork at them and retreat into the corner As you whip out the pancake fork, you suddenly begin to feel, to put it bluntly, absolutely fucking terrified. However, despite your trembling, you somehow manage to throw the pancake fork like a regular ninja chucking a throwing knife; it lands in the chest of one of the Grues, who collapses over dead. The remaining Grues seem to recognize the pancake fork, and they ain't happy to see it. They dig it out of the corpse and begin tugging and pulling it between them. And they might look really stupid, but you don't want to risk laughing at them. Anyway, taking the opportunity of their distraction, you flee into a nearby corner, where, overcome with the sheer pussiness of your nature and your failure as an adventurer, you sob uncontrollably for five minutes. You're interrupted when, shifting left slightly, you notice that there's a fresh corpse chained to the wall next to you-probably an intended sacrificial victim. Following that, you scream for five minutes. The pitch is really quite impressive. When that's over, you turn your gaze toward the remaining four Grues, who, by now, have gotten bored with the fork and tossed it out a tiny window high, high, high in the wall that no one could possibly reach with even the strongest throw. That's totally plausible. Or it is when there's no plot. What now? Whip out Beverly Rip a limb off the fresh corpse and toss it to the Grues in hopes of distracting them again Bribe the Grues with your ten dollars to let you live Cast your Shield of Benson's Betterness for protection