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Grueslayer
| Bensonist Chamber No. 2
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Score: 81
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Moves: 72
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> Rip off a limb from the corpse and throw it to the Grues in hopes of distracting them again
Tearing this corpse's arm off ain't a picnic; the corpse is still very fresh, and the cacophony of ripping flesh, sinew and bone is nauseating. You make a mental note to have a fit of vomiting and sobbing later on, and perhaps get checked in for trauma therapy-you quite like the idea of that sort of attention.
Anyway, the Grues are actually quite appreciative of the offering you fling to them. They begin playing catch with it, each taking a bite out of it as they catch it. They laugh and giggle, and seem to be having a great time. Ah, nothing like childhood innocence. Even without the children or the innocence.
In any case, they're distracted, which you vaguely recall hoping for. What now?
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