User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/ch3/bensonistchamber/shotgun/followbryce

Grueslayer

Bensonist Chamber No. 2	Score: 71	Moves: 70
> Follow Bryce through the door he ran through Going through the doorway, you find yourself in another stone-wall passage, with more bloody torches on the wall. You're getting pretty sick of this dungeon-crawler theme already, but you press on, eventually finding yourself in another chamber with chains hanging from the walls. They're covered in blood, which, you suppose, is sort of cool. Cardinal Bryce is at the other end of the room. "Oh ho, Grueslayer!" he says. "You don't give up, do you? Well..." He pauses, eventually saying "Ah, I can't think of anything threatening. Sorry, I'm new to this whole 'evil villain' thing. Thought I had the role in the bag when I grew this mustache, but...anyway, see you!" He then casts five Summon Grue spells, and-you guessed it-five Grues, summoned from the depths of Grueland, appear in the chamber. You stare at them in boredom while Bryce runs away through another door. They advance towards you. And they look hungry. Well? Take 'em apart with the shotgun you've taken to calling Beverly Whip out your Grue-killing pancake fork and advance Whip out your Grue-killing pancake fork, throw it at them, and retreat into the corner like a dripping pussy Protect yourself with the Sheild of Benson's Betterness spell Use your ten dollars to bribe the Grues to let you live Stand still, safe in the knowledge that the Grues won't be able to chew through your bulletproof armour