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Grueslayer
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Score: 0
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Moves: 71
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> Stay still, safe in the knowledge that the Grues won't chew through my bulletproof armor
You stand still, losing all sense of fear as a conviction that the Grues won't chew through your armor overwhelms you. Yes, conviction...
> Uh oh...those italics can't mean anything good when it comes to you.
Indeed; for the Grues do chew through your armor. In fact, they find it quite appetizing.
> WHAT?!
It's made of leather. Which is made from animals. And Grues love anything even vaguely related to flesh.
> ...are bulletproof vests made from leather?
Hell if I know. It's a plot device. The best part is that there's no plot, which makes it acceptable.
> Oh for the love of...
- *** The Grueslayer has been slain! ***
Would you like to automagically reanimate, go back in time to fix all of this, or quit altogether? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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