User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/ch2/office5

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 BENSON's Bathroom Score: 33 Moves: 48


> Go back to BENSON's office


As you wander out of BENSON's office bathroom, you are confronted by his head pancake chef, Jacques de la Fromage-Frais Maligne Bobo.

"Ah! Nut zo fast", he says, in a ridiculously bad French accent. "You may have defeated zee Benson, bert you shall have to get through me!"

He taps in a code on a device on a nearby wall that slides up a hidden sliding panel that in turn displays another device that he taps a code into, and the bathroom door immediately locks, double-locks, triple-locks, a metal door slides down in front of it, which in turn is covered by a explosion-resistant safe door that miraculously swings out of the wall, that in turn is chained-up, bricked-up, plastered over, wallpapered over, and panelled halfway up by a robotic arm, that all in all does a very good job of it. However, you are never going to get back in there again.

"Hahaha! Now you have nowhere to hide! You are doomed, Grueslayer!"

He throws a pancake fork at you. It misses you by about a millimetre.

"Zut!", he shouts.

It looks like it's your move.


> Inventory


You have Ronalds's letter, a scalpel, a pistol (empty), a steak, an anti-flame sword, a flame shield, two earplugs, a pin light, Ronalds's sword, a flame-demon ring, a flame protection suit and a flamethrower.

It seems that in your hurry you forgot you were armed to the teeth.