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Grueslayer
| BENSON's Office
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Score: 35
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Moves: 49
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> Attack with Anti-Flame Sword
It seems that the fork was Bobo's only weapon. You remove the head chef's head from his body, then butcher him and remove the prime cuts. You now have some prime cuts of pancake chef. Then you notice something odd...the fork he threw at you is glowing.
> Examine fork
This fork...is no normal fork. This fork...is the lost weapon known as Blajkffsbgaushf. Its engraving is intra-
> Take fork
Not yet. This fork is a weapon, known for the ability to slay grues...
> Take fork
No. It uses the power of light to kill grues, and it makes good pancak-
> Take the darn fork!!!
I see no the darn fork!!! here.
> Just take it!!!
Taken. You feel Blajkffsbgaushf's amazing power...
> Look
Hmph. You are standing in what is obviously an office. There is an old mahogany desk with some papers on it, and a waste-paper basket at its foot.
> Inventory
You have Ronalds's letter, a scalpel, a pistol (empty), a steak, an anti-flame sword, a flame shield, two earplugs, a pin light, Ronalds's sword, a flame-demon ring, a flame protection suit, a flamethrower, some prime cuts of pancake chef, and Blajkffsbgaushf.
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