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Grueslayer
| BENSON's Office
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Score: time 2
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Moves: die
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> Eat slightly burnt steak
You eat the steak, which overall tastes terrible. The best parts are charred and taste sooty, and its totally dried up, no flavor at all. What a crappy last meal huh?
> Last...meal?
Well of course. You didnt think you would actually survive did you?
> Yes
Your guts spill out after being slashed from behind by a pancake fork wielded by Jacques.
> ???
He grabbed it while you were eating the steak, genius. What a mess.
- *** You've had a power failure ***
Would you like to power back on, turn on the emergency generator, or give up? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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