User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/PvP

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Welcome to Grueslayer PvP!

You are now in the PvP Zone Foyer. You can see the PvP Moderator, Conniving, behind a counter in front of you. To the right is the medical room. To the left is the restroom. Behind Conniving is the waiting area that shows the available opponents.

Conniving: "Welcome, <insert name here>! We've been expecting you for quite some time. You are already registered as Grueslayer, and shall be offered specific items to suit your opponent. With this being said, you must lose your inventory. Except your boxer shorts/bra and panties set. We can't have psychopaths running loose in the matches with their own millwall bricks and shivs. That would be bad."


> I understand. But just one question.


Conniving: "Yes?"


> Why are YOU, of ALL people, HERE, managing PvP?


Conniving: "Well, I thought this would be an easy and satisfying job for me, so I took it."


> rofl noob. Anyway, could you show me around the place? It looks big and confusing. :(


Conniving: "rofl noob. Anyways, behind you is the PvP battle selector, with a multitude of enemies. To your left is the exit, and to your right is absolutely nothing of interest. I, obviously, am in front of you. Got it?"


> I think so.


Conniving: "Good. Now go along and fight, i'm playing Pokemon-ERRIMEAN-working on something very important. Now go fight and leave me alone."
> lol. Anyway, what have we here for opponents?...


Choose an opponent, or go back to the Grueslayer main menu.


Opponents:

Regular Opponents:

Implementors and PvP Programmers:

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