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| PvP:Prospector
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You are strolling down a trail and find yourself in an abandoned mining camp in a small area cut into the wall.
> look
You are in an abandoned mining camp. You see a sign that says "DANGER, EURGS" in a dark Mining Shaft. There is a small cabin to the right of you. A fire pit is in the center, with a fire inside. Strange...
> Walk towards cabin
As you head to the cabin, a Prospector attacks you!
Message from Prospector: What are you doing here, Greenhorn? There's GOLD in them thar hills, and I'll be durned if you're gonna get yer grubby hands onnit!
> This is a PvP Arena. There's no gold anywhere. Calm down, dude.
Message from Prospector: NO! You will NOT be getting any!
You realize that reasoning with this deluded old man is pointless. Better to just fight him.
> Inventory
You are armed with a Smith's Sword, 15 Rupees, a Grapple, and a Soft Golden Sword.
Message from Prospector: GOLD!
> Drat....
> Battle statistics
This isn't a darned RPG!
> toss soft golden sword
The Soft Golden Sword is now gone.
You are still armed with a Smith's Sword, 15 Rupees, and a Grapple.
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