User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/PvP/grue

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> challenge Grue


Conniving: "You're serious, aren't you? Very well... here's your pin light, your Smith's Sword, and an Amulet of Plot Advancement. And a Poke Ball with Magikarp in it."


> These items suck.


Conniving then presses a button and lowers a cage down from the ceiling. A Grue pops out. It eats Conniving.


> Yay! The jackass is DEAD!


Conniving ain't dead, dammit. He's just unconscious. The Grue will probably stop gnawing on him futilely when it realizes it can't actually do anything with Conniving and attack you next.

It's distracted for now. What do you want to do?