User:ThisIsAShortUsername/WIP:Stub

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"DELETE INDISCRIMINATELY!!!!!!"

~ The Average Uncyclopedian Admin on Stubs

A stub is a very short wiki article that does not have sufficient information on the subject it addresses.

Referring to the remaining short end after something bigger has been used up[edit | edit source]

Examples of stubs used in the modern day and the prognosis of what's to come[edit | edit source]

Why having less of something means you ultimately have more[edit | edit source]

As in the item part that's left of a check or receipt[edit | edit source]

Practical application as a way of retaining a record[edit | edit source]

Dangers involved with carry one or more of these stubs[edit | edit source]

As used in wikis[edit | edit source]

Historical usage[edit | edit source]

The gained value provided by wiki stubs[edit | edit source]

The banality of having stubs and how they inconveniently detract from what could be an acceptably sufficient article[edit | edit source]

As in the act of pulling something up by the roots[edit | edit source]

Just what is that something?[edit | edit source]

What if you're wrong about what that something is?[edit | edit source]

As in clearing something of weeds[edit | edit source]

Since I don't want to further explicate this meaning, here's a picture of a mechanized robotic dinosaur with the head of a smiling Bill Cosby[edit | edit source]

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As in hitting your toe or foot against something accidentally[edit | edit source]

The standard reaction to doing it[edit | edit source]

What can relieve the pain[edit | edit source]

Why your live-in girlfriend had to use up all the damn Aspirin in the house[edit | edit source]

I work eight hours a freaking day and all I ask for when I come home is for some damn peace and relaxation and AT LEAST a decent walkway in this stinkin' house and you had to put the damn ottoman next to the fireplace just so that I would hit it and stub my fucking toe when just trying to bushwhack my way through this untidy mess you call a living room to get some damn firewood for what should have been a nice unwinding in front of what should have been a beautiful fire, but--No, no, no! I had to freaking stub my toe thanks in part to this shit and you can't even find some stinkin' Aspirin[edit | edit source]

I mean: is it too much to ask? Seriously? Too much to ask? Come on!

No, I wasn't yelling at you. It was just in the heat of the moment--I was yelling at myself. No, I swear. It was just...uhh...it was just my inner monologue coming through my mouth. And...it's just..you know I love you. You know I didn't mean what I said. I'm sorry--Hey, look, I'M SORRRRYY[edit | edit source]

Sorry you're such a bitch.

As in a short railway or bus[edit | edit source]

Wikipedia has one meaning, meaning "a piece of work of a greater calculation in distributed computing"[edit | edit source]

Yes, but what does it mean?[edit | edit source]

Nerdy Internet uses of "stub"[edit | edit source]

Method stub[edit | edit source]

Stub network[edit | edit source]

As in one used for impedance matching[edit | edit source]