User:The Vermicious Knid™
Vermicious knids (or better known to thier sworn enemy the Grue's as Vermids or just Knids)are a species of amorphous, shape-shifting kitten, creature potato monsters, who have a tendancy for terrorism and eating at bed and breakfasts, but not at the same time. Thier terrorist acts can be seen in the sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator, Vermicious Knids invaded the Space Hotel USA... I mean honestly, who the fuck does that?? You dont see Goerge W. Bush going to war w/ the Vermicious Knids now do you.
Vermicious Knids won the war of 2357 A.C. against the Grue's, who lost horridly and scarred them mentally forever ,this is why Grues reside in the dark. Young Vermicious Knids look like kittens, this is why they are chased by grues and often killed. Althought the adult Knid looks very simalar to a giant potato and eat grues for brunch at thier favorite bed and breakfast joints. Vermicious Knids also enjoy feasting upon Oompa-Loompas in thier free time, but really who likes the Oompa-Loompas anyway...
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