User:The Divine Fluffalizer/Stuffiness

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Stuffiness is in no way whatsoever related to Fluffiness. It is however related to a lot of stuff, of which some might coincidentally be fluff, or atleast more or less fluffy. It should be noted that stuffy fluff is the direct opposite of fluffy stuff, and were the two to somehow come into contact with each other, a massively stuffy, not to mention fluffy, disaster would surely follow. Therefore, do not, under any circumstances, let this happen.

Things That Are Stuffy[edit | edit source]

A truly massive amount of stuff falls into this category; some is stuffy stuff, some other stuff is stuffalicious stuff. There is even a tiny bit of stuffaliciously stuffy stuff that is exceptionally stuffy in a notoriously stuffy way. But all of it is stuff. Of some measure of stuffiness. All a bit stuffy. Stuff.

The Nature of Stuffiness[edit | edit source]

Anything stuffalicious must be agreed at the mouth. Do not question this, or a poster might zigged your US Navy F/A 18 Super Hornet. With a US Navy F/A 18 Super Hornet. Also note that stuffalicious thinking is inherently without exception and radioactive cheese interesting as long as you make sure it is not full of nose. (so avoid sneezing on it) Other than that, it is what you make of it. Whatever stuff that might be.

Now that you think of it, no matter the mouth, it should be easy to agree at. Or else the homicidal screaming carrots will get you. Or you will have to go out to get them. Should you fail to perform even such a simple task, you shall be punished by being forced to catch a glimpse of nothing less than the evil horror that is Microsoft certified nuked railroads!