User:TheGreatBofunka

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

This user is searching for paradise.

This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

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This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.

LV-3	This user considers themself an advanced gamer and so probably lost their job recently.

This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.

This user is an objectivist, so they think that Ayn Rand is sexier than Sophia Loren.

This user's IQ is over 155+.

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