User:TheGreatBofunka

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THIS ARTICLE A SPLODE.

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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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This user is searching for paradise.
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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1984

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LV-3 This user considers themself an advanced gamer and so probably lost their job recently.
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This user is an objectivist, so they think that Ayn Rand is sexier than Sophia Loren.
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This user's IQ is over 155+.
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Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.