User:That Guy Huffed Me/This Page Does Not Exist

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Except for this message box claiming blankness
Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway
Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid.

“Another day, another migrane, another entry in the huff log for this article”

~ User:Hinoa on This Page Dose Not Exist

This Page dose not exist…every word you read, even the above quote by that Admin who seems slightly less angry than Mel Gibson at a Ku Klux Klan bonfire with all thoose yummy mushmellows mmm so good…

Reasons You Are Still Seeing/Imagining The Non-Existent words On This Page That Dose Not Exist[edit | edit source]

You obviously have a problem, this page dose not exist yet you are still reading it. Reasons for this might be.

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This Page Exists...Not!
  • You’re on Drugs
  • You’re Christian
  • You're Bat Fuck Insane
  • Drugs
  • You’re an Admin with insomnia and your imagining your seeing this page because you spent all fucking night huffing pages about Chuck Norris
  • DRUGS!

Other Retards Who Believe In This Page[edit | edit source]

George W. Bush is known for his belief in the page. Because of this he has banned existing marriage (meaning no one who exists can marry). Michael Moore attacked George W. Bush for this and said That its agaist freedom of expression. Bush kindly replied by saying “he’s a liberal witch burn him”

This page exists about a much as the fairytale princess, Diana.
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