User:Tagstit/Eye Candy
Eye candy is the newest food product to be made available. Instead of eating through your mouth, you are supposed to put eye drops into your eyes for a sweet sensation.
Discovery[edit | edit source]
Eye Candy was dicovered by a young man who went to and eye doctor. While he was there, he was offered some candy. While he was getting his eyes dilated, he had an eyedea (get it?). Instead of eating the candy via the moouth, he decide to make a ee drooper that release flavor through the eye. A first when he showed his idea to some companies, they laughed at him and mocked him. What a bunch of jerks. But some companies, like Hershey, actually liked the idea. He began to work on it with the help of Willy Wonka (hey, if he can make giant chocolate bars via Television transport, and made it so kids can get a hold of it throught he T.V., then this should be easy for him.) after two months, he finally done it, and thats how Eye Candy came into existence.
Flavors[edit | edit source]
Their are many different flavors for Eye Candy. Theirs chocolate, strawberry, cherry, vanilla, blueberry, rasberry, peach, peanut butter, Oreo, lemon, lime, lemon-lime, orange, peppermint, apple, pineapple, swirl, prune, plum, grape (yummy), Butterfinger, gym socks, fish, pie, cake, cookie dough, almonds, pork, cheese, Rocky Road, Coke, Sprite, Root beer, kiwi, beef jerkey, etc.
Health[edit | edit source]
Advantages[edit | edit source]
Scientist say that Eye Candy is better than ordinary candy. Eye candy prevents cavities, gingervities, and becoming obese. Candy can rot teeth if the teeth are not tooken care of. But Eye Candy goes through the eyes, avoiding harm to the teeth, and since sugar doesn't rot eyes, its safe for the eyes. And it prevents choking, gettig in lungs, and allergic reactions. Many kids oday have avoid teeth decay since Eye Candy came out, so dentist highly recommend it.
Disavantages[edit | edit source]
Like everything else, there is disavantages and side effects for Eye Candy. Taking too much of the sour or spicy flavors can temporaly burn eyes. If this happens, it is wise to wash out the eyes. Some of the color changing flavors could cause difficulty in seeing and coud be harmful if driving, so it is advised to wait unil after you reach your destination before you take color changing Eye Candy. It is also a bad idea to use Eye Candy for people who have pink eye, as some types could increase it, and after eye surgery, for obvious reasons.