User:TD/Maple Story

NO U

This is a vanity page

This page is a shameless example of egotism and is completely worthless. The author is pretty darn hot, though. You have to admit that.

The god of all things Maple Story related. Sex him repeatedly, starting when his blow up dolls(He bought the jumbo pack) pop

GENREAL FUCK YOU MAPLE FAILS

Maple doesn't exist. BUT UNICORNS DO!

Keylogging

Another good advantage of haxing is hacking into ones computer purely to obtain more MapleSyrup (Mmm... Tastes like chicken). We know someone named PoorElderlyDude, or otherwise refered to as Ecko to be a master at this turf.

Also called Kellogs by player haters. MMMM KELLOGS 15 1337!!!!

fuck u

Classes

No.

Places

Imagination.

Community

Unlike many other games, Maplestory is different. Here, it is expected that you talk loud, use all caps, killsteal others and generally be annoying. Because we are all young at heart. Well, not really.

Don't forget. Censor Bypass as much as you can. The more curse words you can fit into a sentence the better. After all, your 9 years old! You can talk like the big boys & girls!

Fame

Always keep a low amount of fame. Preferably in the extreme negative, the lower the less exp is needed to level and the higher the drop rate and chance of scrolls working.

Gr4m3r

gr4m3r 17 4 n00b5, y0

Game Masters

Known more commonly as GMs, these horrendous, throbbing entities patrol the servers of Maple Story and disconnect people at random, which seems to greatly amuse them.

Examples of GMs

• LAMBCOCK
• PATIMGAY (AKA Sir Stalks Women alot or Horny Toad)
• GMDiddy
• VanillaGirl/Boy/Man/Coke (no one will ever be sure)
• GreenApples
• CherryBoner
• 40YearOldManSittingInFrontOfComputerMakingMinimumWageForLazyKoreanBastardsWhilePlayingGodToLittleHorny12YearOlds
• HilaryDuffIsHot
• SixtyNine
• GeeGeeGeeUnit
• EatYouOut
• ITouchB00GERS
• IEatCrayons
• ???????
• Profit
• FuckMeFuckYou

And the only TRUE GM. The rest are hacking posers.

• You

Terminology Guide

• KS - Kill Steal. It shows love and respect.
• Noob - You are praising someone when you call them this.
• Mass defame - A conspiracy to make you look better.
• Spam - Fun activity.
• pro - Just don't say it OKAY ?
• @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@- Use this a lot. It makes you sound smart.
• if you use any of the above, go die
• cc plz - Use to get free chocolate cookies from people. If you see someone you must say this before anything else or you will be promptly banned due to lack of manners.

A Special Note

There is no special note.

Go away.

Suggested Names

• asdf
• asdfg
• naruto1
• naruto2
• naruto3
• believeitpl0x
• dattebaino
• ioubfisebf
• fap

Final guide to success

• as soon as you are about to get to the good part in a PQ, logg off. it gives you and your fellow pary members 1,000,000,000 mesos.
• Beg for mesos. a good example : "Mezoss plzzz my brohter a gm lppliz"
• KS others and hope hard to find a drop
• haxxor
• cyber seckz with a pro
• rape a gm
• grow a pen fifteen
• maple wh0re yourself
• s> virginity 50klololozl@@@@@
• tab tab space enter
• drop ALL mesos&items at empty map. then delete all your characters.
• always use speed hack.
• make friends with others, so they can give you their password/pin etc. Then you can haxxor them!!
• always pretend to be sailor moon.
• f6 anyone that you see.
• seduce others.
• all of the above
• none of the above
• some of the above?
• nahhh.
• defame anyone u think is cool.
• Beg a pro to party with u and don't help.
• annoy everyone u see.
• defame any one u see.
• Jerk off to your maple char when its naked. =)
• All of the below. WTF ? i mean Above
• Hack as often as you can.
• @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
• Whoops, broke the screen.
• scam plz
• 1
• 2
• 3
• take out your zanpakutou and own those nubs
• lose your virginity and go die afterwards
• kill George Bush
• assasinate your mom and dad
• rape your dog
• then go play maple and do everything above