User:TD/Articles

Below is a list of all the articles I've significantly worked on or created.

1. Amazing I personally give it a 7 out of 10. It didn't flow while writing it. Still, not an abyssmal failure
2. American Genocide: My first political piece, It was hated so bad it was VFD'd in my absence with nary a single voice of mercy. I really couldn't have hoped for much more. The voting occurred on VFD archive 33.
3. Aswan. Came across it in a random link one day, long ago... I reformatted the thing significantly, as it needed it badly. Apparently, looking back, I'm also damned talented at coming up with a list of monkeys, by sub-species. Wow@Me.
4. Cowbell. I added Two Minutes to Cowbell, Cowbells 2, and Cowbells 3. I also performed minor edits of the page. The damn thing has been touched by so many people in so many ways it's almost impossible to tell which specific contributions were mine, now. Still, I did help it along it's path.
5. Conspiracy Theorists Whipped this on off on a lunch hour. My apologies if it's not amazing.
6. Eric Theodore Cartman Originally, this article was a stub, and a crappy one at that. I expanded it from it's original content of 4 barely-coherent sentences into it's current form. The only remaining vestiges of it's original appearance are the first line or so from the top of the page. I'm that fucking good.
7. Exorcise This article was overhauled and expanded. It has since been expanded by others.
8. Grantoc Grantoc suffered the exact same fate, and for the exact same reasons, as my attempt at saving the Lord Arthexis article.
9. Honorable Order of Disgruntled Postal Veterans: An exclusive club, only open to military members.
10. Imperviousnicity Not one of my best, but it may elicit a chuckle or two. At any rate, it's no worse than This piece of gobshite
11. Kthulu
12. Lance Falcon This is an article written to make 3 people in the world laugh. It succeeded.
13. Lord Arthexis This article was re-written almost entirely, to save it from huffing. And then, it was huffed by an Admin. Oh well.
14. Mad Cowbell Disease I needed to expand Cowbell again, and this time it necessitated a whole new article.
15. Man's Prayer This valuable scrap of knowledge was missing from the Uncyclopedia database. Now it is not missing. You should read it.
16. New Edmontonshire Proudly attempting to create the latest internet Meme!
17. Nerving: Part of my in-progress Editorial Series
18. Ninja Skills Again, how can we study the Ninja without studying their 1337 Ninja Skills. As this article was woefully unavailable upon my start, I undertook to add the knowledge to our existing database.
19. Not Starving It's been a couple of weeks... I had to do something!
20. Or Else What can I say. You should read this article. Read it, or else!
21. Pimped Significant expansion and Minor edits of this stub.
22. Presentation of the Lard A holiday celebration. We should totally do this every fucking day of the year... I'm telling you, it would be fucking great!
23. SETI Program. Attempted resuscitation of this article, tripled the original length... Basically an overhaul, really.
24. Uncyclopedia Article How the hell was this missing? Before, it was unwritten. Now, it has been ununwritten. Behold!