User:SysRq/Dickery: Episode II

The Space Dildo, sometimes referred to as a dildo from space, is a pleasure device used by space alien girls in space. While it is possible to use a space dildo while not in space, it was primarily designed for use in space. It is also possible for humans to use the space dildo, but they are encouraged to use the space dildo in space.

Before the invention of the space dildo, space was largely devoid of dildos or anything remotely shaped like a penis. However, thanks to the space dildo, women now have something to do while traveling through space: masturbate in space.

Features of the space dildo

Perhaps the most striking feature of the space dildo is its ability to be used while in space. It features many space age lights and motors intended for use in space, as well as a gripped handle for handling while in space. The space dildo is equipped with a space sensor for detecting whether or not it is in space, which is useful if the user suddenly wishes to know whether or not they are in space while they are masturbating.

Space as a place for masturbation

While some have argued that space is no place for masturbation, space women from space, as well as space aliens from space, have contended that space is a fine place for masturbation in space. Certain space celebrities have mentioned on their space blogs that they go to space whenever they want to masturbate in space.

Space dildo in films

The following films have featured space dildo in their films, mostly about space, fucking, fucking in space, or space dildos:

• Space dildo in space
• Getting hot in space
• Fucked in space
• Fucking in space
• Sexual intercourse in space
• Wanna do it in space?
• Lonely space aliens in space with space dildos from space masturbating on a space ship in space

Final note

Jedi never use space dildo unless they are in space. Using space dildo while in space does not necessarily make one a Jedi, but it does make one a person who enjoys masturbation while in space.