User:Swagga

This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Dumbass whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

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au-N

This user is a native speaker of 'Straylyan.

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— native

ao-G

This user does not speak AOLer and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all AOLer speakers.

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— genocidal

Hey, if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".

This user is cooler than you.

NO

This user doesn't care.

NO

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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bu-E

This user killed 13 of his classmates in school speaking Bullet.

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This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.