User:Stumbo/Kim Jong-Un Named Supreme Leader of Uncyclopedia
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29 December 2011
PYONGYANG, North Korea -- According to unofficial reports from unidentified sources, Kim Jong-Un has been unexpectedly appointed to the (unpaid) position of Supreme Leader of Uncyclopedia.
Unfortunately, the ungracious Un was unimpressed. In an uncompromising speech at the U.N., he vowed to "unleash the undead." He also unequivocally described as "unfounded" the unremitting rumors that he was changing his name to Double-Plus-Un.
