User:Strainj1/UnNews:Projections of uneven global sea-level rise described as 'sexy'

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16 June 2013

Frank Jones, of California, seen here on his back patio, is gravely concerned about the increase in sea levels.

University of Bristol,U.K. – In a staggering blow to Archimedes' principle, scientists from the University of Urbino and the University of Bristol, have used advanced computer modelling techniques to show that sea level rise over the coming millennia will not be evenly distributed around the world.

Professor Casper McFairlaine explains. "Think of a bathtub. Yes, while submerging one beautiful young lady into the bathtub, Archimedes' principle would apply. But submerging a second sexy lady into the bathtub, the principle goes out the window. The suds are flying and the water is rocking. General hilarity ensues. Mmm. And of course, the water is ANYTHING but evenly distributed. It's really quite sexy.... the global sea-level rise is, I mean"

Sources

• University of Bristol "New projections of 'uneven' global sea-level rise" University of Bristol, Feb 20, 2013