User:Steven Weston

Quotes

“ Who the hell? ”

– Oscar Wilde on Steven Weston

“Who the hell?”

– Captain Obvious on Steven Weston

“Who the hell?”

– Steven Weston on Steven Weston

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Userboxes

“In Soviet Russia, too many userboxes have YOU!! ”

– Russian Reversal on having too many userboxes

This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.	This user's IQ is over either unknown or immeasurable.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. ...	This user is a total UKer and is a survivor of chronic political whiplash. (British Uncyclopedians)
This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.	AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! AA!

This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.	This user is a Mad Scientist.	This user will give you a seizure.
This user is a geek.	ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP	This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
This user has an evil twin that contributes to Wikipedia. It must be annihilated.	48 45 58 54 68 69 73 20 75 73 65 72 20 6C 69 6B 65 73 20 68 65 78 61 64 65 63 69 6D 61 6C 20 63 6F 64 65 2E	01000010 01001001 01001110 01010100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110101 01110011 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 01110011 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00101110

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Random Stuff

“In Soviet Russia, ${\sqrt {v^{2}-2as}}=u$ ”

– Russian Reversal on an equation of linear motion

The dubious Goblin Glider suffocated your tonsil and Kippy said "TWAT". Afterwards, you suffocated Kippy's tonsil and an etching made you say "SAGE". You lost:

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1									1
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“Remember, even if you win the rat race... you're still a rat. ”

– Random fortune teller on your mom

“Remember, even if you win the rat race... you're still a rat. ”

– Random fortune teller on you

<insert name here> is extremely dubious.