User:Starnestommy/Sandbox

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Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:23, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

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Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:23, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

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Sapplerx went down to the l33t h4x0r shop one day to burn a defective l33t h4x0r. Sapplerx came across a boomerang that was lodged into a l33t h4x0r. Sapplerx tried to pull it out, but Sapplerx came drying after Sapplerx with a boomerang. Sapplerx hit Sapplerx with the boomerang, but the boomerang snapped in half, leaving Sapplerx defenseless. Sapplerx navigated Sapplerx with the boomerang, causing Sapplerx to suffer a massive concussion . Sapplerx ended up dieing because of a combination of the concussion and a boomerang lodged in the thumb.

After the rather tragic death of Sapplerx, Sapplerx bought a boomerang. Sapplerx went off to burn a defective l33t h4x0r, but was assaulted by Sapplerx with a boomerang. However, a freak l33t h4x0r drying from out of oblivion rammed Sapplerx in the thumb. Sapplerx then died of excessive l33t h4x0r. Sapplerx emerged victorious and had killed Sapplerx, but Sapplerx swore revenge.

Hitlers Evil Twin

"Once Upon A Stormy Night, Hitler Was Born And Shat A Evil Twin Out His Ass, The End," Said A Soilder, *pan over to some random American Soilder*, "dude Shut Up," Said The Soilder

Excuse me

Dear <insert name here>,
Your article, [[HowTo:Hotwire a Uterus]], was vastly rewritten by me and the community considers my version better. Your version, however, is ASSWIPE' ASSWIPE ASSWIPE'ASSWIPE boat. Please stop reverting it, you trusty ASSWIPE..
Sincerely, --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 07:25, Mar. 27, 2008.

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Troll problems in #uncyclopedia and incompetent chanops

I have noticed that, even with botnets that all have nicks with the same regular expression, like word??, users that use nicknames based on memes, or even trolls with auto-rejoin-on-kick scripts, the chanops often fail to fix the problem. The best thing to do in case of a botnet attack where they all have nicks like "botav", "botpo", or "botnq" is to ban bot??!*@*. Those trolls often have unalfilated cloaks like "unaffiliated/looooooooooooong" and usually ask staffers for cloaks before attacking, and, finally, many of these trolls go after certain users with anti-semitic, ant-homosexual comments. In order to decrease the impact of these problems, I propose that we set up a new policy for #uncyclopedia. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 01:00, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Funny ban reasons

• 11:36, 7 November 2006 Hinoa (Talk | contribs) blocked 82.209.218.7 (contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (Please insert the goods/services you are trying to advertise to us and place them squarely in your rectum.)

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Another rant

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT Sapplerx IS A PRUDE LOSER. HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO FRIENDS. HE ONLY sucks Sapplerx's dick BECAUSE THATS WHAT HE KNOWS BEST BY FAR. AT THIS POINT IN HIS LIFE, HE IDOLIZES HIS MOTHER BECAUSE SHE IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO IS WILLING TO KISS HIM. OTHER THAN HIS MOTHER HE HAS NEVER EVER TOUCHED A GIRL NOR WOULD HE EVER TRY BECAUSE HE IS SO SCARED. INSTEAND, HE SITS AT HOME ALL DAY IN A BIG BLACK COUSHY CHAIR ON HIS MOST LIKELY OBESE ASS, EATING A TUB OF POPCORN WITH TONS OF BUTTER AND SALT, AND DRINKING DIET DOCTER PEPPER OUT OF A BIG SLURP CONTAINER. HE MOST LIKELY HAS GREASE STAINS ON HIS SHIRT AND SKID MARKS IN HIS TIGHTY-WHITIES. HIS WHOLE LIFE REVOLVES AROUND eating pudding AND HE THINKS HE'S SO GREAT JUST BECAUSE HE GOT A COUPLE ONLINE AWARDS THAT DONT MEAN POOPY. HE MAKES A LIVING BY SELLING HIS RUNESCAPE ACCOUNT ON EBAY AND THE ONLY WAY HE COULD EVER HOPE TO GET MARRIED OR EVEN TALK TO A HUMAN OF THE OPPOSITE SEX WOULD BE ON SOME STUPID ONLINE GAME LIKE EVERQUEST. HE WEARS GIANT, THICK, BIG BLACK GLASSES AND HE HASNT SHOWERED IN TWO WEEKS. HE HAS A BEARD BECAUSE HE IS TOO LAZY TO SHAVE IT AND HE HASNT CHANGED HIS UNDERWEAR IN MONTHS. HE LIKES CAUSING HARM TO PEOPLE TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER ABOUT HIS OWN PITIFUL LIFE. HE IS A LOSER AND THATS ALL HE WILL BE!!

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About the recent events involving my edits in the forums, I stand by my edits to the forums and will defend my right to free speech as granted by the US Constitution's First Amendment and will defend those rights regardless of any bans or other limitations on my ability to do so.