User:Starnestommy/Sandbox

Ubx This is a userbox Ubx

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This user is against Wikipedia's deletion policies

This user is a sexual predator

A Grue has eaten this user

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This user is a proving nuke

Example of signature errors

Without the SUBST:nosubst

Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:23, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

With the SUBST:nosubst

Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:23, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

test

PF4Eva went down to the igloo shop one day to widen a implosive igloo. PF4Eva came across a knife that was lodged into a igloo. PF4Eva tried to pull it out, but PF4Eva came agreeing after PF4Eva with a knife. PF4Eva hit PF4Eva with the knife, but the knife snapped in half, leaving PF4Eva defenseless. PF4Eva ASPLODEd PF4Eva with the knife, causing PF4Eva to suffer a massive concussion . PF4Eva ended up dieing because of a combination of the concussion and a knife lodged in the tonsil.

After the rather tragic death of PF4Eva, PF4Eva bought a knife. PF4Eva went off to widen a implosive igloo, but was assaulted by PF4Eva with a knife. However, a freak igloo agreeing from out of oblivion rammed PF4Eva in the tonsil. PF4Eva then died of excessive igloo. PF4Eva emerged victorious and had killed PF4Eva, but PF4Eva swore revenge.

Hitlers Evil Twin

"Once Upon A Stormy Night, Hitler Was Born And Shat A Evil Twin Out His Ass, The End," Said A Soilder, *pan over to some random American Soilder*, "dude Shut Up," Said The Soilder

Excuse me

Dear <insert name here>,
Your article, [[HowTo:Hotwire a Uterus]], was vastly rewritten by me and the community considers my version better. Your version, however, is CHAV' CHAV CHAV'CHAV nuke. Please stop reverting it, you sumptuous CHAV..
Sincerely, --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 07:25, Mar. 27, 2008.

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Troll problems in #uncyclopedia and incompetent chanops

I have noticed that, even with botnets that all have nicks with the same regular expression, like word??, users that use nicknames based on memes, or even trolls with auto-rejoin-on-kick scripts, the chanops often fail to fix the problem. The best thing to do in case of a botnet attack where they all have nicks like "botav", "botpo", or "botnq" is to ban bot??!*@*. Those trolls often have unalfilated cloaks like "unaffiliated/looooooooooooong" and usually ask staffers for cloaks before attacking, and, finally, many of these trolls go after certain users with anti-semitic, ant-homosexual comments. In order to decrease the impact of these problems, I propose that we set up a new policy for #uncyclopedia. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 01:00, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Funny ban reasons

• 11:36, 7 November 2006 Hinoa (Talk | contribs) blocked 82.209.218.7 (contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (Please insert the goods/services you are trying to advertise to us and place them squarely in your rectum.)

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Another rant

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT PF4Eva IS A PRUDE LOSER. HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO FRIENDS. HE ONLY sucks PF4Eva's dick BECAUSE THATS WHAT HE KNOWS BEST BY FAR. AT THIS POINT IN HIS LIFE, HE IDOLIZES HIS MOTHER BECAUSE SHE IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO IS WILLING TO KISS HIM. OTHER THAN HIS MOTHER HE HAS NEVER EVER TOUCHED A GIRL NOR WOULD HE EVER TRY BECAUSE HE IS SO SCARED. INSTEAND, HE SITS AT HOME ALL DAY IN A BIG BLACK COUSHY CHAIR ON HIS MOST LIKELY OBESE ASS, EATING A TUB OF POPCORN WITH TONS OF BUTTER AND SALT, AND DRINKING DIET DOCTER PEPPER OUT OF A BIG SLURP CONTAINER. HE MOST LIKELY HAS GREASE STAINS ON HIS SHIRT AND SKID MARKS IN HIS TIGHTY-WHITIES. HIS WHOLE LIFE REVOLVES AROUND eating pudding AND HE THINKS HE'S SO GREAT JUST BECAUSE HE GOT A COUPLE ONLINE AWARDS THAT DONT MEAN POOPY. HE MAKES A LIVING BY SELLING HIS RUNESCAPE ACCOUNT ON EBAY AND THE ONLY WAY HE COULD EVER HOPE TO GET MARRIED OR EVEN TALK TO A HUMAN OF THE OPPOSITE SEX WOULD BE ON SOME STUPID ONLINE GAME LIKE EVERQUEST. HE WEARS GIANT, THICK, BIG BLACK GLASSES AND HE HASNT SHOWERED IN TWO WEEKS. HE HAS A BEARD BECAUSE HE IS TOO LAZY TO SHAVE IT AND HE HASNT CHANGED HIS UNDERWEAR IN MONTHS. HE LIKES CAUSING HARM TO PEOPLE TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER ABOUT HIS OWN PITIFUL LIFE. HE IS A LOSER AND THATS ALL HE WILL BE!!

Important notice

About the recent events involving my edits in the forums, I stand by my edits to the forums and will defend my right to free speech as granted by the US Constitution's First Amendment and will defend those rights regardless of any bans or other limitations on my ability to do so.