User:Starnestommy/A piece of stupidity

This is something stupid I put on a forum somewhere.

A threat promise to anyone who <insert action here>

If anyone ever <insert action here>, I will personally find a grue, fly to your house, destroy your water heater, force you into a shower, then start inserting random things into your left nostril while the grue rips your ears out and while you're listening to emo music on a non-waterproof radio with the water on cold, then I will cut your head off with a herring, put the body in a BlendTec blender, make a "Will it Blend" short, post it on youtube, then feed your body to the grue, then burn and incinerate his poop and bury it in the ground. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 11:31, Oct. 26, 2023