User:St0DaD

Staz DiMarca

Yeah, that's my name. I'm a stupid new kid to uncyclopedia. My fiancée is an admin @ wikipedia and we're having a fight. >: ( YOU'RE ON THE COUCH UNTIL YOU ADMIT THE CURTAINS LOOK NICE, ADAM.

Bear in Mind

• I'm American. Football that sport in which God often plays. Also, All I know about David Beckham is that he is hot, and he married Posh Spice. But I promise I won't go around taking the "u" out of words such as "glamour", "harbour", and "armour"...even if they look just plain weird to me.

• My cubicle sucks and I want this one.

• Christopher Walken is sexy. I want to make an article for him but I suck at that stuff.

• Phred Phelps is in the closet oh my god.

• I do not liek mudkipz.

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This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

This user's head A SPLODE.