User:SockyTheSockpuppet/Society for the prevention of cruelty to humans

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The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Humans (S.P.C.H.) is an evil non-profit organization.[1] It was founded in 1991 by a pair of slackers who were sick of being constantly murdered by pesky time-traveling robots from the future.[2]


Beliefs[edit | edit source]

While the individual beliefs among the members may vary, the organization's mission statement states:

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Criticism[edit | edit source]

Known Members[edit | edit source]

-R.U.D.I.[3]

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Notes[edit | edit source]

  1. They do it for the evil, not the money.
  2. Aren't we all?
  3. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jetsons#Characters