User:SockyTheSockpuppet/Bleach (beverage)

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Bleach is a popular(Citation Needed) beverage that can be found in the supermarket near the laundry detergent and dryer sheets. It is not meant for external use.

History[edit | edit source]

Humble Origins[edit | edit source]

Bleach was originally created in the past by Micah Hōnās while he was working with a sticky white substance while on break from his high-power career in food service.

Rise in Popularity[edit | edit source]

However this began to change when, in 1989, an obscure grunge band from Aberdeen, Washington released their debut album named after their singer's favorite drink.[1] Yet it wasn't until their second album, which advocated using bleach in ways that were not recommended that sales really took off.[2]

Fine Print[edit | edit source]

See Also[edit | edit source]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bleach_(beverage) (Satire)