User:Snippy/Lab/Camping

Camping is a recreational activity in which participants leave the boundaries of civilisation and spend valuable time outdoors with friends, family, and countless hoards of mosquitoes and/or flies. Though there are many other activities that boast camping's winning combination of low cost, connection with nature, and tedious boredom, camping is generally preferred over any of them, as it is the only one that can be successfully passed off as a "holiday" to small children and gullible adults.

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• Being in "the outdoors" mostly sucks and is called "the great outdoors" by people who don't want the outdoors to feel bad about itself, or when campers want to make the best out of a bad situation. I bet the last time you used the term was while imagining the prospects of smearing off the inside of your butt cheeks with a leaf after walking around for four hours in hard-ass boots. You don't usually hear people inside their house refer to it as "the great indoors", as they stretch in their recliner and pop open a cold one, now do you? Think about it.