User:SirNuke/Mime club

Currently Under Construction (hence why it is here), but feel free to modify it if you wish.

Themes

1. Fight club
2. Mimes (Art of Mime in this case is Admin powers/training/whatever)
3. Scientology

Mime Club is an underground organization developed to allow people to escape their mundane speaking lives by competing head to head in the ancient art of Mime. A majority of it's members have had no formal training in the Art of Mime, which is responsible for its exponentially increasing popularity. The organisation has come under criticism both from the general society for it's alleged cult-like practices, and from traditional Mime practicers for the rising view of Mime being a religion and Mime Club being its only church.

History

Foundation

Mime Club was founded in 1978 by the successful Mime and author, admin x the Mime. X had become disillusioned with the world after being forced to speak to promote his novels, and started attending various support groups. Attending these groups brought X away from the brink of insanity and convinced him that the way to salvation was through the elimination of vocal communication and the ancient art of Mime. Since then, he has been filled with an unquenchable desire to help others find his same path. One day after being frustrated with the difficultly in ordering a Big Mac with speaking, he ran into another Mime who had just experienced the same frustration at a nearby coffee shop. Both of them took turns speaking in Mime. X found it an excellent release from his daily frustrations, and hence Mime Club was born.

Development

• Word of the club spreads rapidly and becomes much more popular.
• X mutates the club to his bidding.

Today

• Current influence
• Heavily marketed to ... someone (like Scientology is often aimed at Celebrities)
• Criminal Activities

Rules

1. You do not talk about mime club.
2. You do not talk about mime club. [1]
3. If someone says something, even intentionally, the exchange is over.
4. Only two mimes to an exchange.
5. One exchange at a time.
6. Must wear traditional Mime attire.
7. The exchanges go on as long as they have to.

Another two rules are not recorded, but are strictly enforced.

If X asks for anything, give it to him. no questions, no conditions.
If it's your first night in Mime Club, you have participate in an exchange exchange.

Criticism

• 'Traditional' Mimes feel X is hijacking the Art of the Mime for his own purposes.

Foot notes

[1] Obviously X has a sense of humour. And is occasionally amnesiac.

See also

• list of admins? Elite Order of the Mime