User:Simsilikesims/Worst 100 Reasons to Re-elect Trump

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100. He loves the color orange so much that he colored his hair and body orange.
99. He is into Sharpie Art, especially Sharpie maps.
98. He is filthy rich - until you review his tax returns and find the missing set of books.
97. He surrounds himself with positive people - also known as yes-men.
96. He has no qualms about stabbing people who dare to say no to him in the back.
95. He refuses to quit - even if doing to would benefit everyone remotely involved.
94. He ~~renamed~~ created the Space Force.
93. He created the Red Baseball cap cult.
92. He created the MAGA-ts to eat up the dead corpse of Democracy.
91. He was on excellent terms with Vladimir Putin. Not so much with the UK, France or even Germany.

90. He might actually finish spending the rest of the tax dollars on the border wall.
89. He refused to accept a Presidential salary - instead making his money by charging Secret Service members for rent and water, and Republican Convention members for a luxurious stay in his Mar De Lago resort.
88. He actually was the very first President to get impeached not once, but twice.
87. He has become a symbiotic parasite on the GOP.
86. He is so religious that he held a Bible upside down.
85. He ran the government like a casino. Then he found out that the House always wins.
84. He is so stubborn that he denied the 2020 pandemic until he was forcibly escorted to Walter-Reed hospital for treatment.
83. He loves the spotlight, especially public attention, whether it be positive or negative.
82. He brought America back to 1950's values - at least the ones regarding civil rights, women's rights, and segregation.
81. He shoved all of America back into the closet - or at least locked them into their own homes to shelter in place.

80. He brought the redneck lifestyle back into fashion.
79. He made interrupting other people's speech cool.
78. He proved that human kindness and decency is completely unnecessary to be important, powerful, and popular.
77. He spent most of the federal tax dollars on the border wall...and will spend the rest of them there once re-elected.
76. He led and encouraged an insurrection....then stayed behind and watched the world burn.
75. He proved that an insincere apology the next day will fool most people.