User:Simsilikesims/Article ideas

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My list of articles I was adding to Uncyclopedia:Requested articles was simply getting too long. So I added this page.

  • 24 Inventive Vacation Present Wrap Concepts - Ok, so what is a vacation present? A vacation? And how to you wrap a vacation up in wrapping paper? Or even a gift bag?
  • Mark's Corrupt Management Construction - This has several possibilities, if Mark is an Evil Genius.
  • Shave the Children - a charitable organization dedicated to the shaving of children.
  • UNICHEF - a charitable organization dedicated to the preparation of food by chefs.
  • American Human Society - a charitable organization dedicated to the protection of humans. (from aliens?)
  • Why?They're out to get us all - Who? THEM, of course. They who must not be named.
  • Pocket envy - I just learned that men's pants have deeper pockets than women's pants. I am envious. (See also: Wikipedia - penis envy for possible article layout/template).
  • Crackpot Town - someone attempted to start this article with just two sentences. How lazy (coming from someone who is basically lazy)! Surely I can expand that into at least 2 paragraphs. The possibilities: Crackpot politics, Crackpot home remedies, Crackpot scientific discoveries and achievements, Town neighborhood/district divisions.
  • Kiss or Kissing - Amazingly, we don't have these vital articles on Uncyclopedia. Then again, I started writing "Kiss" for a writing competition and found the scope was simply too large. Kiss as in chocolate kiss? Kiss on the cheek? Kiss on the lips? Family kiss? A complicated subject. Perhaps too complicated to finish.
  • Nonprofit organization - This topic is more convoluted than it seems. Lots of tax complications, lots of paperwork involved, lots of different types of nonprofits. Then there's the matter of comparing a business that never makes any money with a charity.
  • Gag order or nondisclosure agreement - Nasty insidious things, in many cases. It allows one party to legally shut up another party. Now on the other hand, an order issued by a gagged person....
  • Gag order, an order placed or issued while gagged, or an order not to complain about the quality of fast food.
  • Non-compete clause - Especially where it pertains to seasonal employees. This could definitely get ridiculous if overexaggerated.
  • Under the table pay. (A requirement to receive your paycheck underneath a table perhaps..as opposed to illegal nonreported pay.)
  • UnTunes: Seven Deadly Sins (I’ve got the sloth, sloth, sloth, sloth down in my heart.)
  • the town of Chav. Chav(town)
  • The Interstate that never ends - Would probably work well as an Unbook condensing several pointless highway and interstate pages.
  • Kodak - decided camera film and film processing was the way to go and doubled down on it. Digital cameras came along and stole their lunch.
  • Several good ideas in the Category:Redirects with possibilities, and even more under UN:REQ.
  • Fugging because people got tired of Fucking - yes, it is a town name (or was). I suppose this could stand for fugly selfies. Yay, someone actually wrote this!!
  • The Uncivil War - a war started by impoliteness.
  • Dark Web - the dark alleyways of the internet. Also comparable to the deepest, darkest parts of the ocean.
  • Indictment - also known as Karma. In the US you are still "innocent" at this point of the legal process until proven guilty, and in other parts of the world, you are guilty until proven innocent.
  • The Sims (2000) - began breaking down the huge The Sims article down into parts. Especially now that Sims 5/Sims 2025/Project Rene has been announced.
  • The Sims 2
  • The Sims 3
  • The Sims 4
  • Group irresponsibility/collective irresponsibility/diffusion of responsibility.
  • Karen Marie Antoinette - online evil Karens plus Marie Antoinette aka LetthemEatCake, equals hilarity.
  • See also my additions to Uncyclopedia requests.

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