User:Sillygramcracker

This is Sillygramcracker's page. Sillygramcracker, as the name might imply, is a humorous Caucasian who likes the metric system. He has until this point been casually reading and enjoying Uncyclopedia's articles; he was recently inspired to start editing and writing articles. Though he has a pretty good understanding of what good Uncyclopedia articles are supposed to look like, he is carefully studying Uncyclopedia's rules to avoid being banned. It should also be noted that he has unwittingly joined the time-consuming IB program, which means contributions may not be initially frequent. However, because of this, Sillygramcracker is also an internationally-minded and well-educated individual who knows the difference between funny writing and unfunny writing.

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