User:Shiro

This is not hilarious. It is also not Shiro.

“Shiro is hilarious.”
– Everyone on Shiro

“Shiro is the schnizit, dawg.”
– Jesus on Shiro

“Dammit, boy, you ain't black!”
– Mr. T on Jesus

“Shiro almost makes me want to retract all those suicide pledges I made. Almost.”
– Oscar Wilde on Shiro

“Once I bet someone I could sell a grilled cheese for a bazillion dollars on Ebay. I won.”
– Shiro on Lying

“Shiro is an asshead. Which is funny, because he gave Your Mom's ass head last night!”
– God on Shiro

“Too many quotes! Get to the content!”
– Someone from Wikipedia on Nonsense

Fun Facts[edit | edit source]

Shiro has a life, which is more than most of you can say. That's right, I'm talking about <insert name here>.
Articles? Shiro doesn't need no stinkin' articles. Do we need to have a talk in the back alley?
Despite various allegations to the contrary, Shiro is the only person God actually likes.
All your base are belong to Shiro. Like that quote hasn't been used before.
Articles with Fun Facts in them are discouraged under Wikipedia guidelines. This article could be improved by integrating relevent items and removing inappropriate ones.
Shiro is smarter than you are. Just accept this and move on with your life.
In Soviet Russia, Shiro is pwned by You!
Please note that the above fact was typed by a retarded seal. The seal has since been helped.
Shiro recieved the Key to the City of Boston. This was 3 hours prior to the terrorist attack on New York. Coincidence?
Despite what the above fact might have you believe, Shiro hates the terrorists and is saddened by the September 11th attack. He just likes to confuse and infuriate you. Hippos!
While Grues will kill and eat anything, including Shiro, it should be noted that Shiro is one of the few things that will give a Grue indigestion. The other things include lactic acid, the tears of a wild Chuck Norris (speculated, having never been proven, as Chuck Norris never cries), and really overcooked pasta.
Cancer is scared of Shiro, but will attack on his left side, as his left eye is weaker than his right.
Sometimes, Shiro reads your blog when he needs something to laugh at.
Shiro watches you sleep.
Shiro, when dressed in black, is indistinguishable from the shadows on walls. So when you do that thing your thinking about doing with your signifigant other, he'll be there. Watching.
Just because "Shiro" means "white" in Japanese, that doesn't mean that Shiro is white. Or Japanese. Of course, we aren't ruling it out, either.