User:Shabidoo/extravaganza

Hey brothas! Here are some early thoughts!!!

• After sun
• Our summer vacation in Saudi Arabia
• UnNews: British tourist in France learns French
• The day before the day back to school
• Alien invaders....from the sun!

Okay...scofield...I like Our summer vacation in Saudi Arabia, and I like British tourist in France learns French. I have an idea as well for an article: My two week swimsuit diet: A diary.

As for the swim suit thing, my idea would be to write out the diary about someone who starts off with an ambitious plan to lose 5 kilos (10 pounds) in two weeks. It starts off okay, and they gradually slip, giving good excuses, eventualy the excuses become pretty lame and the quantities of food they eat are absurd. At the end of it we discover that the person actualy weights 100kg (220 pounds) and so...losing those few kilos/pounds would have been meaninless...and infact, in the end they gained weight (all the time thining about wearing a tight bathinsuit in Miami)

If you guys like, I can rip that article off and you guys can do what you like with it and I can check in a bit from day to day...and this could be my contribution.

Is that okay with you guys? Or are you dying to do another article or dont like the idea? --ShabiDOO 04:39, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

Let's make that one of two articles and see how things go. --Scofield & 1337 13:19, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

I have an idea! Let's make an article about Roadhead statistics, and how 80% of people die on the road getting their dicks sucked. Oh... and how if you can switch from Geico to Allstate, there's a guarantee that if the driver survives; he can get blow jobbed in the hospital by some hot nurses! That's my idea.

PS. It's made to be an UnNews article. --Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 20:24, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

So how do you start writing? Is it in the userspace or....? --Scofield & 1337 12:08, August 2, 2011 (UTC)

Lucifer...that could be a good idea, but I think that if an article is centred around only blow jobs that the judges arent going to take kindly to it at all. Could you think about it and propose something thats about more than felatio? Maybe Im wrong but you could probably base it on another subject and add the blow jobs as a side note. Or maybe it would be helarious...though it would have to be meticulously written. Thats my opinion though.

Ive started User:Shabidoo/My bikini diet. You could put ideas on the talk page or make some edits and add photos. I think just one photo of a really fat girl at the end in a bikini and just a couple photos of food in the beginning and end will be nice.

Also...the my summer vacation in Saudi Arabia is a great idea. Lucifer...you could propose some ideas maybe about it. --ShabiDOO 23:26, August 2, 2011 (UTC)

I just also spat out this article. If you guys like it we can improve it. If not...then Ill work on it later. User:Shabidoo/My summer vacation in Saudi arabia --ShabiDOO 00:47, August 3, 2011 (UTC)

Well I'm not going to write the article since this is a team article; but I'll give you some ideas on the article. It's on that talk page. --Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 17:44, August 3, 2011 (UTC)

Okay guys, dont forget to proof read the article about Saudi arabia and add some photos! --ShabiDOO 23:19, August 6, 2011 (UTC)