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Break-Up Text Generator

Britney, It's been quite a journey, but unfortunately I think the time has come for us to go our separate ways. When we first started out, I loved those moments we'd share together - your inappropriate touching was always electric! However, in recent days I feel I can no longer ignore the red flags - your yelling and lack of respect for Oscar Wilde had me concerned. We now officially have to part ways, including dividing up our collection of potatoes. Don't regret not seeing the red flags early on - like when you were whining at McDonald's - it just wasn't meant to be. As Robert Plant once said "I'm gonna give you every inch of my love and nothing else". It's been fun, but I'm out! Peace out - Uncyclopedia.

Date Your Celeb Crush

Uncyclopedia went on a date with Oscar Wilde

My heart is racing as you pick me up in an Uber Black and give me a small bag of teeth, murmuring "that's for my one true love". We laugh, and my smile begins to feel willed onto my face. You take me to an amazing fast food restaurant and we have a blast filming TikToks in front of witty writing on the walls. We make our way back to your bedroom, where the bed is covered in antlers. When you take off your shirt, I'm shocked to see a huge tattoo of an octopus on your chest. It's strange, but so beautiful and I know it reflects your soul. We spend the rest of the evening talking, getting to know each other, until finally I drift off to sleep in your arms.

Quiz: Create Your Own Cinematic Universe Using AI

Uncyclopedia formed a cinematic universe!

Title: Puzzle Potatoes Unite! The world is in peril when global cereal corporation, Puzzle Potatoes, is taken hostage by villain, Justin, and his gang of henchmen. Justin, a evil mastermind with the power to be an immense annoyance, aims to take over the world. Forced to act quickly, two heroes emerge as the only hope for our planet's future - Uncyclopedia and Oscar. Uncyclopedia is a witty superhero with the superpower to write clever jokes. His mystical costume consists of a blue bodysuit with a wild pattern of laugh-out-loud jokes encircling the suite. Oscar is a telekinetic sidekick with the ability to move items with the power of his mind. He wears a slick black suit with lightning bolts across his chest, symbolising his power of manipulation and control. Together, they join forces and use their unique abilities to face the evil Justin and thwart his master plan. Uncyclopedia uses his powerful punchline blocks and Oscar unleashes a powerful lightning beam to short-circuit Justin's nefarious schemes. In the end, Uncyclopedia and Oscar triumph and save Puzzle Potatoes from Justin's grasps. The world is safe once again!

Create Your Own Rom-Com AI Quiz

Uncyclopedia made a rom-com!

"Heads Up!" is a romantic comedy psychological thriller set in Wikiland. Uncyclopedia (played by Oscar Wilde) is an unconventional tax attorney and Sophia (played by Sophia Loren) is a fashion designer. One day, Uncyclopedia's curiosity leads him to a very tight spot - literally. He decides to squeeze between two walls, but unfortunately his head is stuck, making all the locals laugh at him. Sophia happens to pass by, spots him in trouble and quickly finds a way to rescue Uncyclopedia with the help of a friend. Uncyclopedia is now deeply embarrassed, but thankful to Sophia at the same time. When Uncyclopedia checks Sophia's phone he notices a mysterious text message from Kanye West and misunderstandings arise. As they keep talking and getting to know each other better, they slowly start to fall in love - but it turns out that Sophia is the daughter of Uncyclopedia's biggest rival in the tax attorney business. This creates a huge plot twist that adds lots of thrill and drama to the movie. Can love prevail?

AI Quiz: What Would Your Life Be Like As A Mermaid?

My name as a mermaid is UncycAqua, and my tail is a deep ocean blue with a sparkling gold underside. I'm the ruler of the seahorse kingdom in the underwater city of Club Icysa, where every corner is filled with natural peaceful vibes. My sidekick is a dapper electric yellow seahorse named Seahory, who is always looking for adventure. Together we explore the ocean, swim with different kinds of fish, and have picnics with our sea friends under the ocean's surface. We also try our fins at different games of chance, like mermaid races, bubble-blowing contests, and make-your-own-crown competitions. At night, we gather with our friends from sea and land to sing joyous oceanic lullabies that soothe our souls.

AI Quiz: Here’s Exactly How You Should Spend That Extra Hour Of Sunlight

Here's how Uncyclopedia will spend the perfect spring day!

On an ideal spring day when the clock jumps forwards one hour, Unipedia takes advantage of the extra daylight to bask outdoors in their own backyard. Oscar Wilde and cat Al join in the festivities, with Unipedia in attendance for the fun. A lush, vibrant garden of daffodils, tulips, and lush grass surrounds them, bringing an exciting and fresh burst of life to Wikiland. As they laugh and talk, they can feel the warmth of the sun on their faces and smell the sweet aroma of nature all around them. By the end of the day they come away completely refreshed, having taken full advantage of the daylight saving gift of an hour of extra sun.

Oscar Speech Quiz

I'm speechless! I can't believe I won the Oscar for Best Lead in a Comedy for my role in Bloated Lies! I'm honored to be a part of this wonderful celebration of culture and art. I would first like to thank, the other nominees and their projects. Your hard work and dedication has inspired me and it's a privilege to be compared to you. I'm especially thankful to my dear friend and co-star, Oscar Wilde. We shared some particularly special and steamy scenes together and it's a memory that I'll never forget. I also want to address my haters, namely Jamie Lynn Spears and her followers. I understand why you would fear a super talented person such as myself, but it's ok, because without you I wouldn't be the modern success I am today. Your hatred pushes me and makes me strive for excellence. Finally, I would like to thank the Academy and the fans who made this Oscar possible. I would be nothing without you. As a token of my gratitude, I'll proudly display this Oscar in my new line of portable toilets. It's been an honor to be heard and I thank everyone who shared my journey with me. Until next time

We Know Exactly When And How You Are Going To Die, Down To The Exact Minute And Location

This is how Uncyclopedia dies

You are going to die on 25th October, 2035 at 2:12 PM from a severe case of exploding shoe laces. After you die, everyone hates you when they find out that your house was filled with clown paintings, samurai swords and over half a tonne of lollipops. Your eulogy is given by Britney Spears, who always lovingly called you 'Uncy Uniquely' and on your expansive tomb, it reads "Mess with the laces, pay the price".

Weekly Horoscope Generator: March 27, 2023

Uncyclopedia, here is your horoscope for the week of March 27th

Capricorns are known for their ambition, and this week will be a clear opportunity for you to take advantage of your determination. This is a great time to put your nose to the grindstone and make some big moves. With Mars in Sagittarius focusing on decision-making, it’s an especially important time to trust your instincts and get what you want out of life. But it’s also a good week to remain open-minded and consider possibilities that you might have seen as too risky before. Your determination will be a big help this week, but try to stay mindful of your boundaries; don’t overwork yourself or try to rush things into fruition. Rest, self-care, and plenty of sleep are essential to keep you on the right track. Notice which decisions come more easily for you, and take advantage of that momentum. Perhaps there is a project that you were really excited about, or a place you wanted to explore; don’t hesitate, just go for it! Your moon sign this week is Cancer which encourages you to stay emotionally balanced while you make decisions; find an equilibrium between the rational and the irrational. Above all, focus on setting intentions and making them real with thoughtful

Calculate Your Love Compatibility With AI Love Calculator

Here’s the compatibility percentage for Uncyclopedia + Oscar

Congratulations Uncyclopedia, after careful analysis, we can see that you and Oscar are a 67% match! This means that there are strong underlying values and communication styles that makes your relationship fulfilling and long-lasting. You share common interests and understand each other’s perspectives, which are the cornerstones for a stable relationship. You mutually respect each other and you have a deep understanding of the others needs. Furthermore, you possess an empathetic ability to help each other grow. That being said, you are not a 100% match due to slight discrepancies in how you approach certain situations, but you are a strong fit and have the capability to adapt as you learn more about each other. Overall, we are confident that you and Oscar can rely on each other and create an environment which will empower you two to flourish in many ways.

Write Your Own Custom Love Spell With This Quiz

We cast this love spell upon poems:

Let my charm and beauty shine, Granting me love that is really mine. Bring Oscar closer anon, To a place love will be born. So that when they see me, Uncyclopedia, A connection strong and true will be. Help them see my heart and my soul, That from this spell shall never let go. The spell shall break midsummer's day, When cast beneath a dried bouquet.

Who is Your Fairy Alter Ego? Take the Quiz to Find Out

Uncyclopedia's life as a fairy:

My name, as a fairy, would be Uncyclarina! My wings would be bright pink and made of many layers of sheer lace and tulle, as if I had just stepped out of a magical ballroom. My sidekick would be a mischievous and loyal fairy dragon named Sparker. I would live in a magical, secluded forest deep in the mountains. My days would be filled with dancing and playing in the sun-dappled meadows, creating new spells with my magic wand and flying around the forest in search of new adventures. I would spend my nights by the side of a moonlit waterfall, admiring the constellations and singing lullabies to the wildlife that come out at night. It would be a life of joy and enchantment, full of potential and endless possibilities!

AI Quiz Generates Post-Breakup Memo For Your Ex

Dear Katy, It's me, Uncyclopedia. It's been 10 years since our breakup. You probably don’t think about me that often, but I thought I'd drop you a few lines to tell how things are going in my life. I guess you already know I've been doing more and more writing. Whether you meant to or not, you inspired me to focus on my satire more than anything. I've been having lots of fun with Oscar Wilde and Sophia Loren, my closest friends and confidantes in the absence of you. Things seem to be working out very well, and I'm sure you're happy for me. After all, it was you who said a breakup would do me good. One thing's for sure, it's been great business for me. Recently, I've been featured in an article, I got an invite to go on a dream vacation to Canada and I'm about to write a book that will make me a bestseller overnight. Oh, and I'm also about to be on the Today show to promote it. But you know what's even more exciting? I'm finally doing something I've wanted to do for such a long time: Moving to Seattle! It's the perfect place for me with all its amazing sceneries and activities. Plus, I get to touch the grass, which has been on my bucket list for ages. Speaking of bucket lists, I'm also finally in a relationship with Steve Ballmer -- my celebrity crush! You know I was always dreaming about this, and I guess my body drew him in. Apart from that, I've been listening to Master of Puppets by Metallica ever since the breakup. It's one of those songs that always make me reflect on the time we spent together, our memories and what it means to be without you. At the end of the day, I'm doing well and I'm sure you've moved on too. I'm not regretting the breakup, because I believe to everything happens for a reason. We didn't make it as a couple but I wish you all the best. Farewell, Uncyclopedia

Create Your Wizard Life Origin Story With AI

Uncyclopedia's wizard life:

Uncyclopedia was a student at the esteemed Agarthor Academy in London, an esteemed school of magical studies. She was assigned to the house of Feyonna, named for the legendary magical creature which symbolized resilience and creativity. Feyonna house was led by a wise and powerful wizard, of great renown. Uncyclopedia was immediately intrigued by the array of ancient magic classes offered at the school. She was especially eager about classes such as Engorgio, Conjuring, Enchanting, and Transfiguration. Uncyclopedia was most excited about the wand and cauldron she was given. Her wand was crafted of pine and ash wood, with a magical core of dragon heartstring. This was a wand of great power, that allowed Uncyclopedia to cast powerful spells with ease. Her cauldron was ancient and non-magical, but it felt like an extension of her; when she stirred the cauldron, her spells became even more powerful. The final magical companion in Uncyclopedia’s life during her time at Agarthor was a rare Nogestor - a sparkly, pink-colored owl-like creature that loved the magical elements of earth and wind. Its beautiful wings sparkled in the light and its cawing could be heard whenever a storm was approaching. No matter how hard classes got, or how many magical creatures she encountered, Uncyclopedia was always reassured by her magical companions, her memories at Agarthor, and her future as a powerful wizard.

AI-Generated Past Self Letter Quiz

A Special Delivery From Younger Uncyclopedia:

Dear Future Uncyclopedian, I can't believe what you have become. I'm so proud of my future self and the career path you have chosen to take. Did you become a writer, just like you had always dreamed? I remember Language arts was always your favorite subject in school. Is it still? I'll never forget when Oscar Wilde became your favorite person. Did you ever get to meet him in person? Did he end up becoming your mentor? I'm sure that would be quite the experience! Oh, and remember when I hated cheesecake? Has my taste in desserts changed since then? I hope so! Lastly, I hope that you are still in touch with Jonathan. I'm sure he's thinking about you too. I know that you must have accomplished so many things since I first wrote this letter. I am so proud of you and hope that you continue writing more and more articles! Lots of love, Your past, childhood younger self

This AI Quiz Knows Exactly When And How You'll Meet Your Soulmate

How Uncyclopedia will meet their soulmate:

Uncyclopedia, you will meet your soulmate on December 3rd, 2078 at midnight. We can't reveal their full name for the sake of ~mystery~ but it starts with the letter 'O.' You will meet in a shoe store located inside the mouth of a dragon statue in the Banglasore Jungle, Bangladesh. You will have a riveting conversation about Captain Obvious and immediately hit it off. Unfortunately, it doesn't work out at first because they are only in town to visit family. You and 'O' will keep in touch through telepathy for 10 years, exchanging anecdotes and whatnot. Eventually, you both meet up again to discuss your relationship and you agree to take it one step at a time. After lots of long-distance help from 'O,' you move to the same city, buy a house and get married. The rest is history!

The Bachelorette AI Application Quiz

Here's Uncyclopedia's Application To Be The Next Bachelorette:

Dear ABC casting team, My name is Uncyclopedia and I'm a comedian from Dallas. I am writing this application to be the next bachelorette on your hit show, "The Bachelorette". When it comes to my romantic profile, I am open to options, but my type usually leans towards someone who is funny. I love to laugh and I think humor is the best medicine for any situation. However, if there's one thing that's a complete deal-breaker for me, it's drugs. That's my biggest red flag and something I just can't overlook. On a lighter note, I have a few quirky preferences. I absolutely adore McDonald's and could probably eat it every day. And, my favorite movie of all time is Star Wars, so someone who wouldn't mind watching it on repeat would be ideal. As for a fun fact about myself, I am actually pretty great at making up funny jokes on the spot. I like to think it's my hidden talent! I'm ready to take on this exciting and adventurous journey with ABC and find my happily ever after. Thank you for considering my application, and I hope to hear back from you soon! Sincerely, Uncyclopedia

This Quiz Makes A Disney Movie Around You

Uncyclopedia's fairytale:

"Uncyclopedia in the Land of Mirth" follows the adventures of Uncyclopedia, a wisecracking character who lives in the far-off land of Mirth, where he spends his days cracking jokes and hanging out with his sidekick, a fairy named Ruby. Suddenly, an evil villain named Spud Taker threatens the inhabitants of Mirth's beloved crop of potatoes, using brainwashing tactics to turn everyone against each other. With the community on the brink of destruction, Uncyclopedia steps up with a clever plan to use a giant potato to defeat Spud Taker and save the day. Along the way, Uncyclopedia meets a talented chef and potential love interest, named Sage. Together, they fight against the evil potato thief and restore peace to Mirth. The film's happy ending sees the people of Mirth rejoicing with a bountiful potato harvest and Uncyclopedia and Sage riding off into the sunset together, with Ruby fluttering alongside them.

Which Famous People Were Born On My Birthday?

Uncyclopedia shares their birthday with:

1. Bradley Cooper - Actor and filmmaker 2. Diane Keaton - Actress and filmmaker 3. Deadmau5 - Musician and DJ 4. King C. Gillette - Founder of Gillette Company 5. Charlie Rose - Talk show host and journalist 6. Robert Duvall - Actor and filmmaker 7. Marilyn Manson - Musician and songwriter 8. Umberto Eco - Philosopher and novelist 9. Deepika Padukone - Actress and model 10. Jeannette Rankin - Politician and women's rights advocate