User:Rouge2/Vanilla the Rabbit

Vanilla "Fucktoy" the Rabbit was born in 1776 to George Washington, Bugs Bunny, and Chuck Norris in Independence Hall during the signing of the Declaration of Southern Slavery, the Bills that made slaves work 24/7 at their local casinos. When Vanilla was 6 months old, Jack Thompson rose from the Atlantic Ocean, kidnapped her, and taken her to Atlantis where she was forced to have sex with him and pour his blood in cups. At the age of 2, she was rescued by Emeril Lagasse when he stabbed Jack Thompson in the lungs, but it didn't kill Jack Thompson because he has gills to breathe. Emeril Lagasse, being the dirty double crosser, taken her to Bill Gates to make her suck his USB Cable for most of her life.

Cream Era

After sucking off Bill and causing him to invent Zelda, she was pregnant and he threw her out because he's a mean S.O.B. After a month of carrying her baby, she gave birth in the fifth layer of hell to a little baby girl she named Cream because of what Vanilla had to take in from Bill Gates, but before they could leave, Jack Thompson molested Cream and fucked Vanilla senseless.

After Jack Thompson began to have his way, Satan jumped in and raped Jack Thompson with his fiery pole and forced Vanilla and Cream to the surface, a.k.a. New York City. As the years go by, Vanilla met this one man and popped out babies all throughout Cream's younger years.