User:RobertoW

Naboo the Engima recommends this person, he is full of goodness and low in fat.
 Eat four today!

I come from the red bit

Look I'm not very interesting, go away

The Mighty Boosh, King of the Mods Vince Noir and Jazz Maverick Howard Moon

It's a toilet snorkel, bet you want one

It's a wombat!

Milk based product of the gods

Alright, alright if you are going be like that then I will tell you what you want to know, I am UKish and as such believe all Johnny Foreigners should learn from us, see Johnny Foreigner's Guide to British Humour. I am also a Professional Kitten Huffing champion, so there. :P

The thing about this page is that it is full of nothing, I mean this is pretty much a representation of my mind, ooh look a shiny wombat I'll have that. You see? I am now going to trawl google images for the 4 remaining pictures on the internet that are not porn and put them on this page. Marvel at my mighty might of mighty marvelousness-ness. Alliteration is my lowest skill point, sorry.

No you can't have any money I'm a poor student.

Let go of my trousers, seriously now, do I have to get physical? That's it you pissed me off, it's oowwnn mutha huffa, I'm commin' at ya like a buzzard, I'll be all over you like a flannel. That's right I can steal the best moves from anyone so watch it buster.

My favourite food is cheese mmmmmm milk based product of the gods! I'm just going to buy some now actually, see ya.

I Like

Toilet snorkels
The Mighty Boosh
Fluffy Bunnies
Wombats
AAAAAAAAA!
Cheese
Redundancy
Santa
Spongebob Squarepants
Coherence

I Dislike

you
him
Doubting Thomas
Jesus
Mohammed
Buddha
Satan
George W Bush
Tony Blair
Lists
I could go on but its a bit depressing, I didn't know I was so hateful.

I Want

A little banner thing with Naboo in it saying something like Naboo the Engima 
recommends this article, a bit like this but better really. Oh look I made
one at the top of the page, great.

Spot the Difference 1

Evil Dictator 1

Evil Dictator 2

The man on the right is an evil right wing dictator who attacked countries to expand his evil empire and control a supply of oil big enough for his army. He has large ears a funny facial expression and a side parting. He speaks a language unintelligble to most people and has a large group of sycophants who tell him he is great.

The man on the left is an evil right wing dictator who attacked countries to expand his evil empire and control a supply of oil big enough for his army. He has large ears a funny facial expression and a side parting. He speaks a language unintelligble to most people and has a large group of sycophants who tell him he is great.

One is the leader of the USA today, one was the head of the NAZI party and was responsible for the killing of millions of innocent people. Can you tell the difference? 1 or 2? You decide.

Spot the Difference 2

Evil "Genius" 1

Evil "Genius" 2

The man on the right is trying to ransom the world for his own personal benefit. He doesn't mind polluting, using nuclear weapons, frankly whatever it takes to further his power. Shady connections to business and back room deals are his speciality.

The man on the left is trying to ransom the world for his own personal benefit. He doesn't mind polluting, using nuclear weapons, frankly whatever it takes to further his power. Shady connections to business and back room deals are his speciality.

Which one should be stopped by a British international man of mystery??

Guilty Pleasures, the things what I have done

Professional Kitten Huffing
Johnny Foreigner's Guide to British Humour
Johnny Foreigner
Doubting Thomas
Milk-based product of the gods
Xenophobe Warrior Princess
Folk
Toilet snorkels
Spongebob Squarepants Re-edit
World Health Organisation